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Half-way into my low-buy year
An update from the Cart Abandoner-in-Chief on how my challenge to buy no new clothes is going. Outfit repeating is “in,” gals. Continue reading
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Edgy adjacent: I could be cool but well
I have the nose for a piercing, but not the life for it. Middle-aged tattoo daydreams, suburban rebellion, and why I’ll forever remain edgy adjacent, not actually cool. Continue reading
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A field guide to suburbia: Notes from the front lawn
Observations from deep inside suburban territory (split-levels and ramblers, to be precise), and why I love suburbia (and you should too). Continue reading
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Happy birthday to me
Today I turned 34 and here’s what I’m reflecting on about getting older. And yes, it’s giving Gemini. Continue reading
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Let me de-influence you
Products I thought were going to change my life but didn’t, unbelievably. Featuring the Litter Robot, Instant Pot, and other gadgets I paid too much for. Continue reading
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Greatest hits: newborn gear
Nipple cream, noise machines, and survival baby tech—my top (and least) reliable picks in newborn gear. Continue reading
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A comprehensive guide to Mother’s Day
Don’t mess this up, dads. A (not optional) comprehensive guide to nailing Mother’s Day with grace and sarcasm. Continue reading
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How to save space in a small home
We bought a house with no storage space and now we can’t have hobbies. My minimal-ish guide to surviving small home living with my sanity (and sanity’s hiding place: the coat closet). Continue reading
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My unsolicited opinion on Goodreads
I love good reads, I hate Goodreads. Here’s my unsolicited, borderline aggressive opinion where I read the reading app to filth. Continue reading
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