Motherhood
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Edgy adjacent: I could be cool but well
I have the nose for a piercing, but not the life for it. Middle-aged tattoo daydreams, suburban rebellion, and why I’ll forever remain edgy adjacent, not actually cool. Continue reading
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A field guide to suburbia: Notes from the front lawn
Observations from deep inside suburban territory (split-levels and ramblers, to be precise), and why I love suburbia (and you should too). Continue reading
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Happy birthday to me
Today I turned 34 and here’s what I’m reflecting on about getting older. And yes, it’s giving Gemini. Continue reading
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Here’s a List: of things that are embarrassing
Are these things embarrassing, or do I just have anxiety? Here’s my unfiltered list of what gives me hives. Please tell me it’s not just me. Continue reading
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Greatest hits: newborn gear
Nipple cream, noise machines, and survival baby tech—my top (and least) reliable picks in newborn gear. Continue reading
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My motherhood walk-backs
The biggest things I’ve reneged on since having kids. Spoiler: Paw Patrol infiltrates all of our homes eventually. Continue reading
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The most disturbing truths about having babies
You barely sleep, but when you do you’ll probably be sweating. From the hair loss to the lab-leaked illnesses they bring home, here are the freakiest parts of motherhood. Continue reading
So Sallie Says 